What if the computers
were never invented? We would still mean…
|
LOG ON
Making a wood stove hot
|
LOG
OFF
Too
much wood on fire |
| MONITOR
Keeping
an eye on the wood stove |
DOWNLOAD
Getting the firewood off the truck |
| MEGA
HERTZ
When
yer not keerfull gitten the farwood |
FLOPPY
DISC
Whatcha
git from tryin to tote too much farwood |
| RAM
That
thar thang what splits the farwood |
HARD
DRIVE
Getting
home in the winter time |
| WINDOWS
What
to shut when its cold outside |
SCREEN
What
to shut when its black fly season |
| BYTE
What
flys do |
CHIP
It is a bat
of snack |
| MICRO
CHIP
What’s
in the bottom of the chips bag |
MODEM
What you do
you the lawns. |
| DOT
MATRIX
Ole
Dan Matrix’s wife |
LAP
TOP
Where
the cat sleeps |
| KEYBOARD
Where
you hang the truck keys |
SOFTWARE
Plastic
forks and knifes |
| MOUSE
What eats the grain in the shed. |
MOUSE
PAD
That’s hippie talk fer where the mouse lives |
| MAINFRAME
What
holds the shed up |
PORT
Fancy flatlander wine
|
| ENTER
Notherner talk fer “C’Mon in y’all” |
CLICK
What you hear when you click your gun |
| DOUBLE
CLICK
When you click the double barrel |
REBOOT
What
you have to do right before bedtime
when you have to go to the rest room
|
These are really
interesting explantions for computer related terms.
