What if the computers were never invented?

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Making a wood stove hot

Too much wood on fire

Keeping an eye on the wood stove

Getting the firewood off the truck

When yer not keerfull gitten the farwood

Whatcha git from tryin to tote too much farwood

That thar thang what splits the farwood

Getting home in the winter time

What to shut when its cold outside

What to shut when its black fly season

What flys do

It is a bat of snack

What’s in the bottom of the chips bag

What you do you the lawns.

Ole Dan Matrix’s wife

Where the cat sleeps

Where you hang the truck keys

Plastic forks and knifes

What eats the grain in the shed.

That’s hippie talk fer where the mouse lives

What holds the shed up

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Fancy flatlander wine

Notherner talk fer “C’Mon in y’all”

What you hear when you click your gun

When you click the double barrel

What you have to do right before bedtime
when you have to go to the rest room