joyful moments

An English professor wrote on the chalkboard , the words:

"A woman without her man is nothing"

and asked his students to punctuate it correctly.


All of the males in the class wrote:

"A woman, without her man, is nothing."

All the females in the class wrote:

"A woman !!! without her, man is nothing."

Wife:How much do you love me
👨Husband:l love you so much ,l can't measure.
👩Wife:No just tell me.
👨Husband:Okay, l am like a cell phone & you are my sim card, l am nothing without you.
👩Wife:wow! that's so romantic.
👨Husband:(saying to himself):Thank God she doesn't know l'm a Chinese phone, with 3 sim cards.........
 

At The theater
Last week I went to the theater, the play was very interesting. I didn’t enjoy it! A couple was sitting behind me, talking loudly. I couldn’t hear the actors; so I looked at them angrily. They didn’t pay any attention. “I can’t hear a word” I said angrily.” it’s none of your business,” he said.” this is a private conversation!”

در تئاتر

هفته قبل به تئاتر رفتم. نمایش بسیار جذاب بود.من از آن لذت نبردم.زوجی پشت سر من نشسته بودند و با صدای بلند صحبت می کردند.من نمی توانستم صدای بازیگران را بشنوم،بنابراین با عصبانیت به آنها نگاهی انداختم.آنها توجهی نکردند.با عصبانیت گفتم:”من یک کلمه نمی توانم بشنوم”.مرد گفت:”به تو ربطی ندارد.این یک گفتگوی خصوصی است

*کلید واژه ها*
 

Teacher: You aren't paying attention to me. Are you having trouble hearing ?
Pupil: No, teacher I'm having trouble listening!

Teacher: Where don't you feel well ?
Son: In school

!Teacher: I said to draw a cow eating some grass but you've only drawn the cow ?
Pupil: Yes, the cow ate all the grass

Teacher: Can anyone give me the name of a liquid that won't freeze ?
Pupil: Hot water

Teacher: Why are you standing on your head ?
Pupil: I'm just turning over things in my mind, sir

Teacher: I hope I didn't see you looking at Fred's test paper
Pupil: I hope you didn't see me either

 Mother: How was your first day at school ?
Son: It was all right except for some man called "Teacher" who kept spoiling all our fun